Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Wooow! What a year! Thank god its end is near!!

It can’t get any better.2008 is standard against which all the badness can be measured: P. Economic crisis, terror attacks and I remember too many days that I would love to forget personally and professionally. Ok, let me cut the crap out and come to the point .it struck to me in the morning when I am taking bath (don’t worry I did not do the Archimedes shouting ureka ;) ) y this 2008 is so screwed up. Just look at the number, it got too many zeros .4 in all. Two zero zeroes and one double zero in the form of 8 and only years that can be worse than this are years with all the digits either zeroes or 8’s ;) like 8880,8888.

So get lost 2008 and welcome 2009! Happy New Year !

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

silly senSEX :P

“Man invented fire after your last post... and before your next post he might just perish :P” said one of my good friend. I seriously hope another tsunami is not in the making as i am about to write my next evil post which could wipe out the human kind :P
I read an article which catapulted me in to an endless thought process :P .the essence of it is, "up goes the skirt length down goes the sensex" :O. Initially I thought the author to be a crazy guy and then I thought it’s just a weird coincidence. Only after giving it an “Einstein” like thought I realized that there is more to it :P.

I realized a clear cut fact after isolating Indian stock exchange :).Three points are worth mentioning here
1.rise of Indian stock exchange
2.the fall of it :P
3.dilemma of investor whose pennies are at stake :P

Why Indian stock exchange was on a rise till the recent times??? coz our skirt lengths are pretty long and rather they are just outnumbered or dominated by the sari lengths. With increase in wealth came increase in culture and decrease in dressing :P(the rise in the skirt hemline ). This catastrophic rise brought down many guys' efficiency which is one of the many factors for the fall of the senSEX :P .

In the light of the recent findings I kept wondering whether to say “half an inch, half an inch shorter …” or to pray for my pennies :P

p.s: i don't give a damn about grammer and spellings as long as it conveys the meaning :P